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Nothing will beat "how you doin'? There are plenty of perks to dating someone. The free food, the chemistry, and of course, the sex. But before all that romance and fun, relationships are at their most uncomfortable and awkward when they're just beginning. Before the honeymoon phase or the first date comes the inevitable: the cheesy pickup line.
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The survey, of more than people nationwide, believed the classic "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" to be the most embarrassing chat-up line, with reality TV veteran Calum Best voted the person most likely to say it. People believed humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as "Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Although the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown's Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line "If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.
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120 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!

Imagine you're looking at produce in City Market on Orchard Mesa, for example. Someone just walks up to you and says: "Do you come here often? As luck would have it, pretty corny. Here, then, according to several local sources and thoughtcatalog. Just try not to use any.
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Dating is hard. But guess what, it used to be even harder back in the days before online dating, Facebook and dating apps. You know, the days when if you liked someone, you couldn't just "poke" them on Facebook or "like" their newly-single status. In person, there was only one way to get their attention: the pick-up line. We asked our Facebook friends to share the funniest pick-up lines they've ever heard or delivered!

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