Blondes, Brunette and Redhead Jokes. My computer has Windows!! When her husband got home, he asked, "Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat? A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom.
40 Hilarious Short Blonde Jokes to make you feel smart!
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Q: Why do you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: I hope it's mine!!!! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawn mower? A: The green "Welcome" mat is ripped all to shreds.
The Red Head, the Brunette, and the Blonde
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?
Don't have an account? Sign up and create a poster! Three girls are stuck in a desert a blonde, a red head, and a brunette, and then the find a magic lamp and they each have 1 wish, the red head says a life time supply of water, the brunette says food and shelter